- me:
haha ok
- autocorrect:
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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- friend:
you should've come with us!
- me:
an invitation might have helped
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- girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend:
i know
- girl:
i love you
- boyfriend:
i love you too
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after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl:
where is my boyfriend
- dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl:
what
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